I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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