quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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