I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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