That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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