Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Houston, we have a squirter
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm both gender and math confused
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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