i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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