would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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