Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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