I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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