i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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