How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
