oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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