hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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