i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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