I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
