you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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