omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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