oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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