if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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