YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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