Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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