party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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