planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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