Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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