I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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