Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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