Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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