How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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