He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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