after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
3pm strippers are depressing
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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