I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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