I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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