Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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