this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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