so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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