Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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