It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
In the future we'll all be gay
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
my poor anus
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Randomize