i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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