i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I enjoy the company of your penis
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