My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
When are your genitals available?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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