There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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