How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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