That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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