What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
how drunk are you?
Several
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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