I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
