I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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