Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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