You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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