Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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