that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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