And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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