Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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