you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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