omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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