We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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