We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize